Yes, I realize that this is too easy to make fun of, but I’m going to run with it anyway.
As you can imagine, it’s sappy and sucks. I realize this blog might suck too, but I’m not a fat lesbian celebrity.
However, she writes her entries in verse. It’s POETRY! For instance:
“nothing is loud enough today
i have blown too many speakers
as i try to climb into the notes
float
the goslings came quite close
2 day
alert parents watching
ready to protect
photographers again waited yesterday
by the ramp at abc
extra extra
the line between fake and real
did u hear
a squirrel attacked a woman
its true
it was in the paper
faith or fear
tipping ur hand
hold on
i heard
last night
the sound of music
they were almost out
leisel gasped
it was rolf
she couldnt believe it
christopher got the kids away
safety first always
but face to face – he had to say it
will never b one of them
happy birthday kelli
peace 2 all who enter here”
Come on. Really? She abbreviates words like be and two? It’s almost beautiful, in a crazy bitch type of way.
