Dear Lord.

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 I guess if he were still alive, it wouldn’t be as gross, because we could call him a sell-out, etc. However, since he blew his brains out 13 years ago, and his coke-whore of a wife is itching for drug money, we all know why things like this are springing up. Futhermore, only two types of people buy lunch boxes: Children and Goths. Children need something to transport their twinkies and cup cakes to school. Goths, on the other hand, ( and i’m speaking of the species of goth that frequents Hot Topic and, gulp, Torrid) are official enemies of this site (read: unless they’re hot).

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